Ryan Seacrest might be the new Today show host

By brendon December 08, 2011 @ 11:55 AM

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For the first time in 15 years, NBC needs to find a new male anchor for ‘Today’, since the always likeable Matt Lauer will step down when his contract ends at the end of next year.

Among NBCs top choices to replace him is Ryan Seacrest, who, according to this mornings Hollywood Reporter, had an informal meeting with the network this week to talk about it.

The move is already controversial however because Lauer was a real journalist, something that apparently gave Todays segments about cats in Halloween costumes real credibility.

(image source of seacrest and his girlfriend julianne hough, who is boring in every way, backstage at ‘dancing with the stars’ last month = fame)

wwtdd

(22) Comments

  1. Mr. Poop 12/08/2011 11:57

    They both like to blumpkin trannys

  2. i hate you 12/08/2011 12:00

    i didn’t want to look at the biebs anymore anyway. top of the mornin’ to ya mr. poop!

  3. SomeoneluvsU 12/08/2011 12:09

    He and Anderson Cooper can trade fashion tips.

  4. SomeoneluvsU 12/08/2011 12:11

    ^ and bodily fluids…

  5. Mr. Nutt 12/08/2011 12:11

    Boring hot is still hot and fuckable. Top of the forehead to both of you.

  6. Mr. Nutt 12/08/2011 12:12

    And SLU!

  7. .BALLS. 12/08/2011 12:12

    Checking watch I dont care

  8. Mr. Poop 12/08/2011 12:14

    Its Homo-Thursday at Durden.

    Which is similar to Nagger-Tuesday, but not near as good as Titty-Friday.

  9. minimosh 12/08/2011 12:16

    what??? If this is the case, then I shall no longer be watching the Today show. I almost stopped watching after they added Kathy Lee and Hoda but this is where I draw the line!

  10. Mr. Poop 12/08/2011 12:21

    Hi Mini,

    What color are your undies today?

    I received the purple heart pair in the mail yesterday.

    They are everything I hoped they would be.

    Thanks,

    Your pal,

    R0kan

  11. Mr. Nutt 12/08/2011 12:23

    Homo Thursday? Has anybody told Pepper?

  12. Mac-Daddy 12/08/2011 12:27

    Julianne has a Hot body and her face aint so bad either, how could you not want to fuck her?

  13. morguefilla1 12/08/2011 12:29

    My girlfriend and I always get into arguments over whether Seacrest is gay or not . I say he definitly prefers the company of men and she insist that he doesn”t and that she “just can tell” because her instincs are always “dead on” . But I dont think her intincs are really that great because she still believes it was an accident last year when her mom was killed after she somehow caught on fire and and then “slipped” down our cellar stairs. http://www.hollywoodpinata.com

  14. SomeoneluvsU 12/08/2011 12:30

    When asked about the gay closet,
    He commented….
    Seacrest out!

  15. minimosh 12/08/2011 12:33

    oh good I wasn’t sure if I got the PO BOX right… I’m still waiting on your package but I’m sure with all the holiday cards the postman is backed up…

  16. Gildorg 12/08/2011 12:41

    Nice links in the previous post, Mr. Nutt! You Rock! I always thought she was bangable!

    In any case, off to another poopy week of work for me…

    Have a good one, Fellas!

  17. Mr. Poop 12/08/2011 12:44

    morguefilla1,

    Why don’t you ask him if you can suck his dick?

    That should decide it once and for all.

  18. Mr. Nutt 12/08/2011 12:46

    Thanks Gildorg.

  19. Mr. Poop 12/08/2011 12:49

    Gildorg,

    Your work-week starts on Thursday?

    What kind of slaughter house do you work at?

  20. Mr. Nutt 12/08/2011 12:57

    He works at that plasma clinic. I think they are vampires or something. Gildorg drinks because he is in denial of this.

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