Katy Perry is patriotic, has awful fans

By brendon January 13, 2012 @ 5:55 PM

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Katy Perry has kept a low profile ever since her divorce from Russell Brand was announced two weeks ago, and she’s even managed to avoid the paparazzi somehow, but last night one of her fans saw her in Santa Barbara and she was nice enough to take a picture with him. Which he immediately sold. Which lets everyone know where she is and what she looks like now. Awesome. She should probably check her clothes for any listening devices and GPS tags too.

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(18) Comments

  1. VaginaOfParis 01/13/2012 18:03

    what tha f….. ???

    She’s green.

    Poop.

  2. Mac-Daddy 01/13/2012 18:06

    he should have asked to get a pic of her Vag!

  3. The Puppet 01/13/2012 18:55

    what tha fuk….???
    Br3nd@ is a f@ag

  4. Cocktail 01/13/2012 20:08

    The tits don’t look big enough to belong to Katy Perry. How do we know this isn’t just some random hooker?

  5. Gildorg 01/13/2012 20:15

    I think she needs to let me do her in the butt so she can get over Russell…

    It would be good for her.

  6. Cocktail 01/13/2012 23:59

    It’s good to know that I have a chance to fuck Katy Perry. She married Russell Brand, and she takes a picture with this dork. Obviously she’s attracted to trash!

  7. Gildorg 01/14/2012 20:46

    Isn’t a chick who is almost 30… Not be coloring her hair stupid colors?

  8. Cocktail 01/15/2012 20:26

    Am I the only one that doesn’t get Black Monday off?

  9. Mr. Poop 01/15/2012 21:51

    I’d need to give her clam a good peek with my new turkey baster to be sure.

  10. Rok 01/15/2012 21:52

    I’m with Mr. Poop on this one.

  11. Mr. Poop 01/15/2012 21:56

    Thank, Rok,

    And if I might be so bold . . . you’re the best.

    I’ve been admirer of yours since I was a kid.

  12. Rok 01/15/2012 21:58

    Poop,

    You’re too kind.

    I think we all know that you speak with the voice of a lost generation.

    I’ve never seen someone use the word “clam” quite so artistically.

  13. Gildorg 01/15/2012 23:06

    Wait,

    I think I missed the use of the word too…

    Home finally!

    Cocktail… I have a damn 11 hour shift tomorrow… I feel your pain!

    Cheers Gentlemen!

  14. Rok 01/16/2012 00:24

    Poop

  15. RangerLG 01/16/2012 09:32

    The question is, does the carpet match the curtains.

  16. SomeoneluvsU 01/16/2012 09:47

    Let the day long orgy of Golden Globe stories commence…. in 3—2—1..

  17. Katie 01/16/2012 10:30

    my friend’s mother makes $84 every hour on the laptop. She has been fired from work for 10 months but last month her paycheck was $8627 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Here’s the site to read more… http://www.MakeCash19.com

  18. billionairefriends.com_date 01/17/2012 17:01

    My best frie’nd ,she just has announced her wedding with a RICH young man Ronald who is the CEO of a MNC ! They met via BillionaireFriends.COMit’s the largest and best club for wealthy people and their admirers to chat online. …you don’t have to be rich there ,but you may meet one .

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