It usually goes without saying that a guy won’t get mad during a date and slam the girls face into a car window, but with Chris Brown you never know, because he does that kind of thing, so he’s figured out a clever way to put his new ladies at ease.
Chris Brown — who pleaded guilty in 2009 for felony assault for hitting then-girlfriend Rihanna — confidently approached an attractive brunette and asked her, “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!” the woman tells Us Weekly.
“He and his friends laughed, then one yelled, ‘That’s his new line!’ Ugh! I wanted to throw up!”
Counters Brown’s rep: “I’d be surprised if Chris said something that stupid.”
You would be? Why? Chris Brown says shit that stupid all the time. And women need to understand that his pick-up lines are not legally binding contracts, so he still can beat you. And he will. And then it’s just your word against his in regards to your gentleman’s agreement.
i hope he was talking to kim kardashian and totally lying to her.
i hope he was talking to kim kardashian and totally lying to her.
i hope he was talking to kim kardashian and totally lying to her.
but then again it does say “attractive” so its definitely not her her fatt that he was talking to
and pardon the double post. i just made it with kate upton and im a little shaky right now.
If I ever spoke to Kim Kardashian, I would totally lie to her . . . .
Mostly about the herpes I got from P3pp3r’s bicycle seat.
I just found out that thousands of women are battered every year? Shit! I have been eating them plain all this time!
This country started to go into the crapper when we gave women the right to vote. Now we can’t smack them? Who do I turn my balls over to? Someone tell me that the thought of slaping some crazy bitch has never crossed your mind and I will call you are a liar.
Eat me!
I always get Chris Brown and Bobby Brown confused. But then I also confuse them with Denzel Washington, Will Smith, Cuba Gooding, Jr., and Sidney Poitier.
Wayne Brady?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQasv1AWTaY&feature=related
cocktail, they all look the same?
I really got one hell of a blowjob last night.
Rok…I’ll eat you…with a little mayo…
N!gz gonna n!g.
Valentines Day was two days ago, back to business as usual, ladies
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2009/02/22/0219_rihanna_photo_beating_ex_01-1.jpg
Rok……@14:55……
…so you DID put mayo on it…….(.P3pperr…@14:59)
As far as this post goes…….
…I have to keep reminding people…….she DID grab his phone without asking……
Lady Gaga singing a Chris Brown cover…..(safe for work)……
http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m539/celebjihad/lady_gaga_mic_punch2.gif
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