“Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you.”

By brendon February 16, 2012 @ 2:14 PM


It usually goes without saying that a guy won’t get mad during a date and slam the girls face into a car window, but with Chris Brown you never know, because he does that kind of thing, so he’s figured out a clever way to put his new ladies at ease.

Chris Brown — who pleaded guilty in 2009 for felony assault for hitting then-girlfriend Rihanna — confidently approached an attractive brunette and asked her, “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!” the woman tells Us Weekly.
“He and his friends laughed, then one yelled, ‘That’s his new line!’ Ugh! I wanted to throw up!”
Counters Brown’s rep: “I’d be surprised if Chris said something that stupid.”

You would be? Why? Chris Brown says shit that stupid all the time. And women need to understand that his pick-up lines are not legally binding contracts, so he still can beat you. And he will. And then it’s just your word against his in regards to your gentleman’s agreement.

(20) Comments

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    harleydavidson 02/16/2012 14:20

    i hope he was talking to kim kardashian and totally lying to her.

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    harleydavidson 02/16/2012 14:20

    i hope he was talking to kim kardashian and totally lying to her.

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    Finkle Who 02/16/2012 14:21

    i hope he was talking to kim kardashian and totally lying to her.

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    harleydavidson 02/16/2012 14:21

    but then again it does say “attractive” so its definitely not her her fatt that he was talking to

    and pardon the double post. i just made it with kate upton and im a little shaky right now.

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    Mr. Poop 02/16/2012 14:25

    If I ever spoke to Kim Kardashian, I would totally lie to her . . . .

    Mostly about the herpes I got from P3pp3r’s bicycle seat.

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    Mr. Nutt 02/16/2012 14:26

    I just found out that thousands of women are battered every year? Shit! I have been eating them plain all this time!

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    Mr. Nutt 02/16/2012 14:30

    This country started to go into the crapper when we gave women the right to vote. Now we can’t smack them? Who do I turn my balls over to? Someone tell me that the thought of slaping some crazy bitch has never crossed your mind and I will call you are a liar.

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    Rok 02/16/2012 14:31

    Eat me!

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    Cocktail 02/16/2012 14:40

    I always get Chris Brown and Bobby Brown confused. But then I also confuse them with Denzel Washington, Will Smith, Cuba Gooding, Jr., and Sidney Poitier.

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    Mr. Nutt 02/16/2012 14:46

    Wayne Brady?


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    harleydavidson 02/16/2012 14:52

    cocktail, they all look the same?

  12. avatar
    Rok 02/16/2012 14:55

    I really got one hell of a blowjob last night.

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    P3pp3r 02/16/2012 14:59

    Rok…I’ll eat you…with a little mayo…

  14. avatar
    SexyRicardSimmons 02/16/2012 14:59

    N!gz gonna n!g.

  15. avatar
    Chareth 02/16/2012 15:07

    Valentines Day was two days ago, back to business as usual, ladies


  16. avatar
    Eyes_Closed 02/16/2012 17:54


    …so you DID put mayo on it…….(.P3pperr…@14:59)

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    Eyes_Closed 02/16/2012 17:55

    As far as this post goes…….

    …I have to keep reminding people…….she DID grab his phone without asking……

  18. avatar
    Eyes_Closed 02/16/2012 18:01

    Lady Gaga singing a Chris Brown cover…..(safe for work)……


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    mercury 02/17/2012 10:58


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