Sheryl Crow is in a bikini, freaking me out

By brendon February 24, 2012 @ 8:14 PM

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Sheryl Crow, who is 50, spent the morning on the beach in Maui with her son Levi, and according to the photo agency, “Crow looked stunning in a two-piece bikini.”

Foolishly, I called their bluff and opened the pictures.

(image source = fame/flynet)

wwtdd

(24) Comments

  1. avatar
    Gildorg 02/24/2012 20:45

    Holy Crap, that is so horrible, I think I need a drink to wash it out of my memory!

    Wait!

    We are not going to have this horror up all weekend, are we?

    This is worse than Arnold’s Ass…

  2. avatar
    bitchtitsbob 02/24/2012 21:24

    “Crow looked stunning in a two-piece bikini.”

    “Stunning” doesn’t necessarily mean “good”.

  3. avatar
    Cocktail 02/24/2012 23:13

    What’s the story on that Troglodyte in the pic? Was she thawed out from a glacier due to “Global Warming”? I’m too lazy to read the story.

  4. avatar
    Admiral 02/25/2012 00:51

    I’m gonna go look at some Kate Upton photos to rinse my brain of this.

  5. avatar
    mattyj2001 02/25/2012 04:07

    Please say ‘spoiler alert’ before you publish set photos from The Walking Dead.

  6. avatar
    Sean. 02/25/2012 04:42

    I’m sure A-Rod is going to swoop in any minute.

  7. avatar
    XJimboSliceX 02/25/2012 05:16

    Looks like Sheryl Crow took a break from trying to conquer castle Greyskull

  8. avatar
    DBXdarkangel 02/25/2012 11:58

    Jesus!! So thats what happened to the extras from the “Thriller” video…

    I just throw up looking at that boney hag.

  9. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 02/25/2012 12:24

    When Arnold met Cheryl.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1wzQNzttSk

  10. avatar
    Richard_Shaftbobber 02/25/2012 13:05

    Grow some tits

  11. avatar
    Mando 02/25/2012 15:41

    Someone should have offered her some colthing.

  12. avatar
    Gildorg 02/25/2012 19:42

    I Like That Avvy, Mr. Nutt!

    Home for about 15-20 minutes before off to Gig Two!

    I tell ya, it should be a crime to have this much fun!

  13. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 02/26/2012 08:03

    P3pp3r, is this your car?

    http://tryingtoohard.org/

  14. avatar
    harleydavidson 02/26/2012 09:57

    im glad that when i first saw this i was drunk.

  15. avatar
    natrixxx 02/26/2012 12:01

    She’s absolutely breathtaking.

  16. avatar
    Cocktail 02/26/2012 13:42

    Some folks should not be allowed to wear bikinis. There ought to be a law.

  17. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 02/26/2012 19:47

    It could have been worse….and it has!

    http://maxblogcdn.fooyoh.com/attach/3/201103161038656373.jpg

  18. avatar
    Gildorg 02/26/2012 21:56

    Jesus H Christ!

    Worked 19 hours yesterday…

    Got 3.5 hours sleep, opened today and then got held over and worked past closing…

    I am not a damn kid anymore, this crap isn’t nearly as much fun as it used to be!

    This first shot is to all the poor SOB’s like me that have to work like a dog to make ends meet!

    Cheers!

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  20. avatar
    Dr Poop 02/26/2012 23:14

    My initial diagnosis would be a rather aggressive infestation of hookworms.

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