It’s no secret that Tim Burton no longer directs a film without casting his wife, Johnny Depp Helena Bonham Carter. There are a few other things that you can almost always count on from Tim, all of which appear in the new trailer for ‘Dark Shadows.’
- Recycled dark set pieces from ‘Edward Scissorhands,’ ‘Beetlejuice,’ ‘Batman,’ ‘Sleepy Hollow,’ ‘Sweeney Todd…’
- An awful, dry joke with a reaction shot of Johnny raising an eyebrow. (What a card!)
- 70′s funk and rock. Ok, admittedly this is not a consistent element of Burton’s films but warrants mention in this case because, seriously Barry fucking White?! At this point Depp should just be mugging directly to the camera with a line like “If they think Nixon is bad, wait’ll they get a loada me.”
Oh look, Eva Green is in this movie and has fantastic breasts, so at least there’s that.
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She is half jewish and an actress. SURPRISE!
Depp would make a better Barney Fife than Barney Collins…
“Terrible” is an understatement. It’s a fkg cartoon. Burton has George Lucused a great brand.
They could have cast Will Smith or Cedric The Entertainer as the lead, that always makes the re-makes better. Right?
Eva Green Nude is a bountiful Google search……
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I think this one will keep me busy for awhile.
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I saw a movie today that had 5 or 6 trailers, including this one. I was saddened to have to admit that MIB3 looked twice as good as any of the others.
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