Jessica Alba Made Another Movie

August 21, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jessica Alba has been telling everybody who will listen and owns a ladies magazine that she’s finally become confident with her own sexuality. I too am finally confident with her sexuality. I bet the journey was more rigorous for her. In honor of our mutual desire to touch her repeatedly in her privates, I’m inviting […]

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The MPAA Wins, Tits Lose

June 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A couple weeks ago the MPAA declared the Sin City: A Dame to Kill one sheet featuring Eva Green’s almost right tit was too offensive for the Narnia like imaginary snow globe world they call home. The MPAA issued a fatwah and ordered the artwork confiscated, burned, and then the ashes reconfiscated just so the […]

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Eva Green’s Boobs Banned By the MPAA

May 30, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The MPAA ensured that our nation’s children will never be exposed to the horror of the female anatomy by banning the Sin City 2 posters featuring Eva Green in a thin robe that exhibited “curve of under breast and dark nipple/areola circle visible through sheer gown.” What the fuck, Sin City? Stick to your glorified […]

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Tito Ortiz And Gene Simmons Really Classed Up The 300 Premiere

March 6, 2014 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

They say you can tell a lot about a movie based on the type of people who show up to the premiere, and if that is indeed the case, then 300: Rise of an Empire is the Celebrity Rehab of movies in 2014. Among the many other people that you’ve probably never heard of, Tito […]

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‘Dark Shadows’ Has a Trailer, Suprise It’s Terrible

March 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s no secret that Tim Burton no longer directs a film without casting his wife, Johnny Depp Helena Bonham Carter. There are a few other things that you can almost always count on from Tim, all of which appear in the new trailer for ‘Dark Shadows.’ – Recycled dark set pieces from ‘Edward Scissorhands,’ ‘Beetlejuice,’ […]

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