Lindsay Lohan Hit Someone With Her Car and Fled. Again.

Lindsay Lohan, shown above enjoying any type of attention she still gets before being unceremoniously removed from the spotlight with a little comb and special shampoo, has once again hit someone with her car and fled the scene. TMZ has the story of the “light tap” she gave a night club manager. With a moving vehicle:

Lindsay was in her new Porsche when she left the Sayers Club in Hollywood at just after midnight Wednesday. We’re told she was driving out of the parking lot when she was blocked by paparazzi and bystanders around the nearby Hookah Lounge. Lindsay made contact with the manager of the Hookah Lounge with her car and then peeled out.

Don’t worry, however, if you’re a fan of Lindsay and you think she won’t be able to slang her moneymakers around because this incident will likely violate her probation landing her in jail. HA! What happens next, as always, in the California penal system (Hollywood’s #1 Fan) is that Lindsay will sashay into court, feign concern, then share a smug grin with her scumbag attorney as she receives a slap on the wrist. I may be new to this site, but I understand celebrity justice.

(Image Source = Getty, Splash News)