Sara Jean Underwood is her to seduce/bore you

By brendon April 23, 2012 @ 7:34 PM


I truly do not understand the internets love affair with Sara Underwood, seen here at the pool at Encore in Las Vegas over the weekend. She’s just another blond chick with half-hearted implants, indistinguishable from two million other girls in LA who look exactly like her. But if you’re one of the ones who do like her, then today is the day your boring taste in women will finally pay off.

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(56) Comments

  1. The Narrator 04/23/2012 19:53

    Chee her two subdue/boar u.

  2. Gta0012 04/23/2012 19:54

    “She’s just another blond chick with half-hearted implants,( Who is on a show about video games) ”

    You left out the important part which distinguishes herself from most LA girls. Fat nerds feel a real connection with her.

  3. Mr. Nutt 04/23/2012 20:27

    Those are bolt-ons? She got ripped off.

  4. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 04/23/2012 20:29

    I feel inspired to say, uh hemmm

    “I would like to get her in the stirrups for a good worming”

  5. Carmen Gentile 04/23/2012 20:35

    Dude if you don’t think she’s hot then your retarded. Watch this and say you wouldn’t hit that.

  6. Carmen Gentile 04/23/2012 20:38

    I’d floss my teeth with her G-string

  7. iSlomoshun 04/23/2012 20:42

    This guy is a fucking moron.

  8. utcoob 04/23/2012 21:25

    This post is a joke. She’s fine as hell. I think it’s obvious you enjoy cock.

  9. Tylerdurden389 04/23/2012 22:05

    So if you prefer chicks that don’t look like real-life mannequins then you’re gay?

  10. Cocktail 04/23/2012 22:21

    Sara Jean is no Justin Bieber, I’ll grant you that much. And that a fantastic thing! To each his own, I’ll take your share of pussy!

  11. Eyes_Closed 04/23/2012 22:24


    …..I’d bore my dick into her gapper until one of us developed calluses…….

  12. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 04/23/2012 22:28

    He isn’t interested bc there is no penith.

  13. Eyes_Closed 04/23/2012 23:30

    2 fingers 1 thumb……

    ….if a penith is what’s missing……I’ll supply one for her (short-term) use….

  14. Pugiron 04/23/2012 23:55

    He prefers brunettes with droopy tits and saddle bags

  15. SHOGGOTHSEX 04/24/2012 01:03

    A-FUCKING-MEN. Yes, she is a cute/hot little blond. Is she worthy of the attention? FUCK NO. She is using the chive to get a career and those dorky fucks are HELPING her. Sunzabitchincocksuckaz.

  16. Gildorg 04/24/2012 01:19

    I would take my turn with her… Sure.

  17. harleydavidson 04/24/2012 08:00

    she has a vagina and shes hot. thats good enough for my dick. if you need more than that, beat off less and lay off the porn.

  18. SomeoneluvsU 04/24/2012 08:59

    She seems to handle balls well.
    Always a plus.

  19. SomeoneluvsU 04/24/2012 09:06

    Flexible girls are much more fun.
    (and who can resist the plow position?)

  20. Observer 04/24/2012 10:09



    There are NUDE pics of this chick stretching her pussy open on a yoga mat and I’m wasting time looking at bikinis…….??

    I feel so used………..thank you for the link…

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