"Hey guys, it's Jennifer, Love Hewitt, JLove, and I hope you get this message because instead of me coming all the way to the studio for that meeting with the stylists, wouldn't it be better if they packed everything up and came to my house?" "Well, you know, not my house, but outside my house? In the street." "They could set up the racks of clothes on the curb by all the dog shit." "Just tell them not to get bit by that raccoon who defends the garbage cans or get hit by the recycling truck because I'm super busy today. I heard about this store that sells even purpler pants than the ones I have now."
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