Khloe is pushing Lamar to make the Olympics, is insane

By brendon May 15, 2012 @ 4:54 PM

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Khloe Kardashian is desperately hoping that her husband Lamar Odom will make the US team for the Summer Olympics in London, both for the sake of his career and the future of their relationship. And this may surprise, nay, stun you, but Khloe Kardashian is living in a delusional fantasy world.

“Khloé is telling friends that Lamar must make the Olympic team — for the sake of his career and their future together,” a source tells Radar. “He has been training non-stop to get in the best shape possible and will do anything to make the cut.
Khloé is also training with Lamar to give him confidence and she is really being as supportive as she can.”

Because of injuries to other (better) players, Lamar has been added to the list of Olympic finalists, but there’s already a place where the coaches can watch the best players in action. It’s called Fucking Everywhere. But they won’t see Lamar because he averaged 6 points a game this season and then got cut.

11 of the names on that list are almost certain locks(*), and if Bosh can recover from a strained abdominal muscle than that’s 12. Inviting Lamar Odom invites the Kardashians which invites pandaemonium and distraction. They’d be better off giving the 12th spot to a white supremacist.

(*) LeBron, Kobe, Carmelo, Griffin, Chandler, Durant, Love, Paul, Wade, Williams, Westbrook.

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(29) Comments

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    cmr1985 05/15/2012 17:23

    “They’d be better off giving the 12th spot to a white supremacist.” Arguably the funniest thing ever posted on this site.

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    Tylerdurden389 05/15/2012 17:29

    Is she married to him because he’s the only man strong enough to give her a piggyback ride?

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    Gildorg 05/15/2012 17:37

    Wait, am I supposed to care?

    I am curious if 2F1T ever got any more lemon cookies…

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    LoK 05/15/2012 17:53

    the only reason it’ll doom their marriage is because he wont be worth anything to the Empire…he might as well be another broke negro in the line at the unemployment office
    Lamar better leave when he can before he gets dropped like Humphries

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 05/15/2012 18:09

    I will as soon as I fix that tag to keep her from getting an unwanted square tan line on her crack…

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    dubbya 05/15/2012 18:49

    He should take a page out of the Travolta play book.

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    Gildorg 05/15/2012 19:58

    Gee, Mr. Nutt…

    I guess we will know where to find Harley and Obs for the next little while…

    You might want to put out some cleanser… I have a feeling it will be needed.

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    Gildorg 05/15/2012 20:01

    Just to give Harley a little something extra…

    http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=71464

    Cheers!

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    Dr Poop 05/15/2012 22:28

    Touche’ 2F . . . Touche’

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    Cocktail 05/15/2012 22:44

    Once you go Black, they won’t take you back!

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    Eyes_Closed 05/15/2012 22:50

    All Kardashian all the time…..

    …..is she trying to ass fuck him in that photo?.?….

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    Rok 05/15/2012 22:52

    Observer,

    How old were you when you lost your virginity, or are you still sticking to that story that it happened while horseback riding?

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    Gildorg 05/15/2012 22:58

    You know, I remember being a kid and seeing “10″. Bo Derek was a hottie…

    Still, I think I would enjoy banging Courtney… (I mean, when she turns 18…)

    http://www.celebuzz.com/2012-05-15/courtney-stodden-channels-bo-derek-in-skimpy-gold-bikini-is-she-a-perfect-10-exclusive-photos/

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    Rok 05/15/2012 23:01

    Gildorg,

    I might let her give me a tug job, but I’d have to have Dr. Poop check her for worms before I would stick my cock in her.

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    Mr. Nutt 05/15/2012 23:22

    Sorry about the lack of female nudity. Starting Monday……

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    Admiral 05/16/2012 02:20

    It really bothers me that this WWTDD post doesn’t mention which sport, exactly, he plays. Is he a basketball player? Gymnastics? Weightlifting?

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    Frieda Bergman 05/16/2012 05:40

    Khloé is also training with Lamar to give him confidence and she is really being as supportive as she can.”

    http://www.specialneeds.com/

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