Back in February, Matt Lauer asked Lindsay Lohan if she still goes to bars and parties, and because she wasn't hooked up to a polygraph, she said "that's not my thing anymore" and "I've become more of a home body and I like it."
You'll notice she made no mention of crawling out of some Hollywood Hills drug den at dawn (perhaps this one again) with Paris Hilton and Samantha Ronson. Which is what she really does. Like this morning for example.
(Lindsay) started her night at a Hollywood club before heading to the private Hollywood Hills party. The three ladies joined Paris' younger brother Barron Hilton and Brandon Davis at the Hollywood Hills mega-mansion for some late night fun that lasted until 7am this morning! Police tell us that one of the neighbors in the residential community filed a noise complaint due to the blaring music.
Yeah I don't care either. The sooner every single person in that story dies, the better. So here's Australian model Tara Beaulieu, who is relevant because when Lindsay was too drunk to show up on time or do her job during her guest spot on ‘Glee', Tara was her stand-in. Even though she's way too firm, too tan, and too upright to look anything like Lindsay. They must film the show over in Oppositeville.
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