Wee little action star Mark Wahlberg got a spray tan on his hotel balcony in Miami yesterday, then stood there feeling his balls with a typically douchy Mark Wahlberg look on his face. Presumably this was done for the movie he’s filming where he plays a bodybuilder (HA!), or perhaps because he’s just a fag who does this kind of thing.
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I believe what Travolta told that fairy about Hollywood. Mark Wahlberg has probably been slammed to the hilt as many times as he’s been in shit movies.
I don’t see him as the type to deal the cock. He seems like a slurper.
I would’ve implanted something of decent size inside that chick holding the jizz gun.
He’s been a midget homo since his dirty Dot ave days……..
…so I guess this means I should drive to Wahlburgers for lunch…..
So is the chick spraying tanner or fake muscles….?
I hope the chick is not his wife…….because she looks a bit gunty….
To whom it may concern:
…I’ll be spending much of today looking at Sarah Silverman’s pussy in the shower scene……..
Hey, what do you know? We finally get some bare titties on this site. maybe we should have been more specific.
i shaved my balls for this???