this is why you have a dressing room Mark Wahlberg

By brendon May 30, 2012 @ 10:33 AM


Wee little action star Mark Wahlberg got a spray tan on his hotel balcony in Miami yesterday, then stood there feeling his balls with a typically douchy Mark Wahlberg look on his face. Presumably this was done for the movie he’s filming where he plays a bodybuilder (HA!), or perhaps because he’s just a fag who does this kind of thing.

(image source = bauer griffin)

(8) Comments

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    leftnutofjesus 05/30/2012 10:46

    I believe what Travolta told that fairy about Hollywood. Mark Wahlberg has probably been slammed to the hilt as many times as he’s been in shit movies.

    I don’t see him as the type to deal the cock. He seems like a slurper.

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    leftnutofjesus 05/30/2012 10:47

    I would’ve implanted something of decent size inside that chick holding the jizz gun.

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    Observer 05/30/2012 10:54

    He’s been a midget homo since his dirty Dot ave days……..

    …so I guess this means I should drive to Wahlburgers for lunch…..

  4. avatar
    Observer 05/30/2012 10:55

    So is the chick spraying tanner or fake muscles….?

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    Observer 05/30/2012 10:56

    I hope the chick is not his wife…….because she looks a bit gunty….

  6. avatar
    Observer 05/30/2012 10:58

    To whom it may concern:

    …I’ll be spending much of today looking at Sarah Silverman’s pussy in the shower scene……..

  7. avatar
    Honkey Dong 05/30/2012 11:11

    Hey, what do you know? We finally get some bare titties on this site. maybe we should have been more specific.

  8. avatar
    harleydavidson 05/30/2012 11:35

    i shaved my balls for this???

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