Katie Holmes could make $50 million to divorce Tom Cruise

By brendon July 10, 2012 @ 1:32 PM


According to Forbes, Tom Cruise has made over $240 million since he married Katie Holmes in 2006(*), so while there are no specific details about what she’s getting paid for her shockingly fast and civil (in this case meaning no leaks to the tabloids about her thoughts on Scientology) divorce settlement from Tom Cruise, suffice to say it will be a lot.

“I probably make the estimate between $20 million to, maybe, 40, 20 to 50,” celebrity family attorney Lisa Helfend Meyer told Celebuzz. “A reasonable range, to me, would be between $20 and 30 [million]. Plus, she gets her child support. In California, it’s usually 7-10% of a person’s income — which, in [Cruise's] case, would make it exorbitant.”

Ok but it’s not really a good sign when someone gives you an estimate and the last number is 2.5 times the first. “Did you get a good look at the suspect?” “Yes. He was about 6 feet tall. Maybe 15. He was between 6 and 15 feet tall.”

(*) $75 million last year, $22M in 2010, $33M in 2009, $13M in 2008, $31M in 2007, and $67M in 2006. The $30M in 2005, the year they started dating, would bring the total to $271 million.

(18) Comments

  1. avatar
    Mr. Pickles 07/10/2012 13:54

    Another loaded celebrity single for me to stalk!


  2. avatar
    Observer 07/10/2012 14:08

    7 to 10 % for child support is “exorbitant”…..???

    In a down year for Cruise that could be a mere 1 million per year…….

    …slightly more than 100K per month………that won’t pay rent in most cities…

  3. avatar
    Observer 07/10/2012 14:13

    I hope Katie can get by……..

    ….I hate to see her reduced to sucking my dick again…

  4. avatar
    Observer 07/10/2012 14:13

    Why doesn’t this chick log-on here…??


  5. avatar
    Observer 07/10/2012 14:14



  6. avatar
    Rok 07/10/2012 14:34

    That’s no big deal, this sight has me crying at my desk everyday too.

  7. avatar
    Mr. Pickles 07/10/2012 14:34


    Where is the funny? I don’t see no funny. fuck. fuck. fuck. i need more pain meds. i dislocated my shoulder last night.

    I wonder if P epper will come scrub my ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


  8. avatar
    Observer 07/10/2012 14:35


    ….did you find a new chick yet….??


  9. avatar
    iSlomoshun 07/10/2012 14:38

    Bitch should leave with what she came with. A few million and no awards worth mentioning.

    I don’t care if Tom is a fucking nut, it’s disgusting that a woman can divorce a guy and rake in 50 million.

  10. avatar
    Rok 07/10/2012 14:43


    That’s one smooth asshole.

  11. avatar
    Honkey Dong 07/10/2012 15:04

    I wonder if she just doesn’t like Tom anymore or if she has developed a penis allergy.

  12. avatar
    Shiss 07/10/2012 15:07

    Obs – her arms have more hair than mine. But her genitals look nice.

  13. avatar
    Rok 07/10/2012 15:20

    She had arms?

  14. avatar
    Gildorg 07/10/2012 15:25

    I think Eddie Murphy did the best bit in one of last better known comedy bits back in the late 80s…

    All about how when you marry a really rich guy, you don’t do any of the things that normal women have to do when they marry a poor slob like one of us…

    In any case, I actually gotta try to get some stuff done today.

    Have a good one fellas.

  15. avatar
    harleydavidson 07/10/2012 15:25


    you speak the truth my friend.

  16. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 07/10/2012 15:33

    New Homo Up

  17. avatar
    vandywisky 07/11/2012 11:24

    I agree with harleydavidson and Islomoshun: the fact that Katie Holmes was his fake wife and pretended like Tom had actually seen her vag has nothing to do with the fact that his movies make billions of dollars. Now, all Katie has to do is avoid being abducted and killed by the squad of scientologist hitmen that are flying to Katie’s apartment aboard one of Tom’s homosexual spaceships.

  18. avatar
    blueshoptrade 07/19/2012 05:23

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