Katy Perry still looks terrific in a bikini

By brendon July 26, 2012 @ 5:44 PM


Katy Perry spent this afternoon by her hotel pool in Miami, wearing a little black bikini and making flat-chested girls feel bad about themselves. If not for her annoying personality she’d be perfect. It’s like a fable where the Devil grants a wish but always adds some cruel and ironic twist. Like I told him I wanted to be the richest man in town, and he gave me lots of friends who cared about me. Fucking prick, YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT!

(image source = fame/flynet, splash)

(6) Comments

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    Honkey Dong 07/26/2012 17:56

    I’m not saying I’d like to buy her titties, but I sure wouldn’t mind leaving a deposit on them!

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    Papa 07/26/2012 18:07

    Now that’s a dame…corn fed, all American, plenty of fat in the right places, wide breeding hips, and ample bosom

    Hemingway’s Foyer – Your Last Place To Be A Man

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    iSlomoshun 07/26/2012 18:24

    He face..without makeup. …worse than Lohan.

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 07/26/2012 18:32

    If you eat her pussy, you should consider that Russell Brand’s cock was there and that is why it tastes funny.


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    zencat002 07/26/2012 22:50

    Outstanding comments, Papa. I couldn’t agree more!

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    doofus membrane 07/26/2012 22:55

    I would like to make a deposit in her rear door receptacle. I would make her dress up like smurfette and tickle my smurfberries. I think her next video should be a topless trampoline semifinals against Upton, Vergara, and Decker.

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