Lindsay spent the 4th with porn star James Deen

If you were to invite Lindsay Lohan to a real Hollywood 4th of July party, she’d rob you, so no one did that, and instead she spent yesterday at Shore Bar in Santa Monica with porn star (and potential co-star) James Deen.

Actually it might be more accurate to say he spent the 4th with her because he’s a more respected actor in LA and probably had better options. It’s not even clear if dipshit knew which holiday it was so she hedged her bets and wore Christmas tree ornaments for earrings and fake eyelashes from a Halloween store.

You just know she thinks this is a big treat for him, but in reality there are so many fantastically hot porn stars now, who all get tested regularly, that sex with Lindsay would be less satisfying and more dangerous. A smoky mist probably comes out when she spreads her legs at this point. I wouldn’t know if I should consult a doctor or a weatherman.

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