Kim Kardashian has an underwater camera

By brendon August 06, 2012 @ 12:22 PM

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Kim Kardashian spent some more time on twitter this weekend posting pictures of herself in a bikini, some of which were taken underwater and in artistic black and white. Looking at these, why it’s like we’re in some fancy museum, and Kim is an beautiful and enchanting mermaid from a fairy tale. Except with herpes.

(18) Comments

  1. SomeoneluvsU 08/06/2012 12:33

    I didn’t realize they remade ORCA….

    Is Bo Derek in this one too?

  2. SexyRicardSimmons 08/06/2012 12:33

    Boys, man the harpoons. We’re going whaling!

  3. Doo Doo Fresh 08/06/2012 12:37

    Any chance of Scott Peterson being granted an early release? He knows how to handle these matters.

  4. Mr. Poop 08/06/2012 12:44

    She’s going to get water up her snatch.

  5. SexyRicardSimmons 08/06/2012 12:59

    Maybe the chlorinated water will freshen the smell of her minge? Years of nagger loads have taken their toll on it and it resembles a jar of miracle whip.

  6. SexyRicardSimmons 08/06/2012 13:01

    That reminds me of a girl I knew in high school we called Hellman’s. She was friends with Diaperbutt. Her ass was so big it looked like she was wearing a pair of depends underneath her jeans. I wonder whatever happened to those girls……..sigh.

  7. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/06/2012 13:05

    Sperm whales eat as much as 40 million krill a day.

  8. Papa 08/06/2012 13:17

    If you push her to the bottom she pops right back up just like a chiken wing in a deep fat fryer

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  9. harleydavidson 08/06/2012 13:24

    reminds me of a scene in star trek iv when scotty said

    “CAPTAIN! THERE BE WHALES HERE!!!”

  10. harleydavidson 08/06/2012 13:27

    and if you dont like star trek just remember, captain kirk was a pimp. anyone who fucks green alien sluts is a fucking boss.

  11. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 08/06/2012 13:49

    P epper does that too at the chicken ranch, but he is hardly a boss.

  12. Mr. Poop 08/06/2012 14:01

    Kirk had skank ass from all over the galaxy.

    I hear he even fucked a Tribble after a night of binge drinking Romulan Ale

  13. doofus membrane 08/06/2012 14:47

    She is fat. She is nasty. We all know it. Can there be one week without Lohan or thos pig? Please?

  14. doofus membrane 08/06/2012 14:48

    *this

  15. LoK 08/06/2012 20:56

    fame-fucking-whore

  16. zencat002 08/06/2012 23:26

    Coalburner.

  17. Pugiron 08/07/2012 08:00

    Now she looks like a hippo instead of a cow.

  18. pinky285 08/16/2012 11:59

    definitely a whale, I saw that fat ass and said, how, why is she so popular with that fucking HUGE ass. Billy Fucillo says HUGE like he just saw her ass!

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