So not only is Lindsay Lohan an irresponsible drunk, a kleptomaniac, and a shitty actress with a terrible attitude, but now it seems she’s also putting on weight. She’s a dream come true if you’re a director or casting agent looking for a lead actress. “There has to be some kind of catch,” you would murmur in disbelief.
(image source of lindsay in malibu yesterday = akm images/gsi media)



















I would like to smack her vagina with a dirty plunger from a truck stop until it was all red and puffy.
Maybe she’s finally off the blow. I still hate this bitch and wish she would fall off a building.
I wish Casey Anthony was Lindsay’s mom
I wish that she was the second child of a family born in China
I wish that she was at the Batman premier in Aurora
I wish she was in the earthquake in Iran
The Tsunami in Indonesia
Jonestown Masacre
Charlie Manson’s first victim…you get the hint
At least she always had alright tits and now those hang below her ankles, a one way trip to Dignitas methinks.
I like Lindsay’s seaweed-like hair. It goes well with her dead fish-like skin.
That’s true. I don’t want to offend those among us that lust for this diseased, skanky, cum-breathed, leprous-cunted, shit-eater. Thus I am self moderating.
What a bunch of ignorant hateful people.
get any extras with that gil? i know everytime i go i get a discount but thats because im a regular at this point. ive been going to the one place for so long that i walk in and everyone yells “HARLEY!!!!” even the girls stop dancing to greet me.
She’s practicing running on the beach for the remake of that Bo Derek movie…
Working titles…
10 (lbs overweight)
or possibly
10 (lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag)
Russell Brand will again butcher the Dudley Moore role.
What does this post have to do with Kate Upton’s funbags and Katy Perry’s turd cutter?
When did her face turn into Lisa Marie Presley?
Poop
She’s perfect for the new Wonder Woman movie…
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Observer,
I am on vacation this week, so can you please pick up the slack around here this week?
Make sure to mention that only dogs and bees can smell fear, how much the human head weighs, and that most girls have worms.
Kisses,
Mr Poop.
can someone direct me to a picture where she actually looks fat? all i see is a skinny girl with huge boobs. if those were the same pictures but the title was katy perry, you’d all be fapping to them. or maybe not, because youll believe everything tyler says
Gildorg, that was mild in comparison to most of my P epper references.
if theres ever a biopic made about her it should be called 3 paramedics and a dead lady.
it could be a comedy