Jessica Simpson tried to get lap-band surgery

By brendon September 28, 2012 @ 9:44 PM

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Losing weight is hard and takes discipline, and Jessica Simpson is lazy and spoiled, so naturally she got tired of dieting to lose weight after giving birth almost immediately and asked doctors to give her a gastric by-pass. Twice.

Radar says…

“After having her daughter Maxwell, Jessica felt there was no way she could ever lose the weight on her own because she has struggled so much in the past and her post partum weight seemed to be growing, so like a true Hollywood girl, she sought out a quick surgical fix – lap band surgery!”

But they turned her down of course because at that point she had made more trips to the doctor than the gym. She’s hungry, not morbidly obese. (*)

(*) but still fat enough to put up pictures of lucy pinder in lingerie instead of jessica.

wwtdd

(5) Comments

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    Pugiron 09/28/2012 23:22

    So pictures of a slightly less chubby girl instead of someone attractive like Alessandra Ambrosio or Doutzen Kroes?

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    StressJudo 09/30/2012 22:30

    to get lap-band surgery, don’t you need a lap first?
    Probably why she was rejected

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    wayne44870 10/01/2012 08:52

    “I love Lucy”

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    Stoned Raider 10/01/2012 14:00

    Jessica Simpson never looked so hot!

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    aquanetta jones 10/01/2012 17:43

    Thank you for sparing my eyes of that soggy fat has been. I wish her whore of a mom didn’t scoop the cum off of the bed and shove it into her twat the night Jessica was conceived.

    In other words, I don’t need to hear about her anymore.

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