Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie

June 15, 2015 | pictures | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I like when people are good at shit then shut the fuck up. LeBron is amazing at the round ball but can’t keep his trap shut. Top earning actresses have to bleed stigmata over the plight of women in film. Rolling Stone has to invent high profile rape stories to get attention for their nineteenth […]

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Cara Delevingne Born to Be a Babe

March 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every year there’s a new hot British model that every girl wants to be and every guy in a burgeoning rock band gets to bang. That girl is currently Cara Delevingne. She’s the ‘it’ model in London right now.Not only does Cara get to go to parties where I wouldn’t even pass the background check […]

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Nina Agdal in Lingerie

March 13, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Whenever I see lingerie ads, I assume they’re for women, because other than my Uncle Theo who we found out later in life was ‘Tina’ twice a week at a risque nightclub three counties over, men aren’t buying much lingerie. Outside of the idiots who can’t wait to hear their girls utter the phrase, ‘Great, […]

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Shit Happened Fast for Kate Upton

March 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You never forget the first time you see an eighteen year old getting paid to be in her underwear. Kate Upton did this lingerie modeling gig as she turned barely legal; not exactly the Hustler version of the concept, but it helped transform this sugar-titty hot blonde from just another cute female Guess model into […]

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Lara Alvarez Should Be More Famous

March 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

After coming across these pics the first thought that popped into my head was I want to live in between her tits for a day. Well actually it was who is this, she seems nice, I wonder if we would get along, then burrowing in between her tits. Turns out it’s Lara Alvarez, who is […]

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Emily Ratajkowski Models Lingerie

March 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

We had some amazing pictures of Emily Ratajkowski up before Carl’s Jr. went and ruined everything by forcing us to remove them. There’s nothing worse than a legal letter from a burger chain. It’s all nasty and threatening and written on a greasy piece of crumpled up yellow service paper. Carl’s Jr. did invent the […]

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Friday Afternoon Headlines

January 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

OPIE AND ANTHONY – are offering $25,000 to any girl who can prove they had sex with Manti Te’o. Because even though he told Katie Couric yesterday that he was “far from gay”, being gay or a complete dumb fuck are the only possible explanations for the things he’s done. And that sweater. (opies twitter) […]

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Sofia Vergara + lingerie = awesome

December 8, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

I still feel like Sofia Vergara is incredibly underrated as an actress because not only is she really good on ‘Modern Family’, but she’s really funny too, and that’s exactly the kind of thing I would say to her in person while pretending not to stare at her tits. (image source of vergara filming ‘fading […]

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Jessica Simpson tried to get lap-band surgery

September 29, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Losing weight is hard and takes discipline, and Jessica Simpson is lazy and spoiled, so naturally she got tired of dieting to lose weight after giving birth almost immediately and asked doctors to give her a gastric by-pass. Twice. Radar says… “After having her daughter Maxwell, Jessica felt there was no way she could ever […]

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Kelly Brook is in lingerie

August 22, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

I’ve never heard of New Look lingerie, so they fixed the hell out of that by taking pictures of Kelly Brook in a push-up bra. These pictures are so great that when I got to the end I was very sad and started to cry, and then my mom took me to Dairy Queen and […]

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