Lindsay Lohan was hired to do a scene making fun of her legal and professional issues in a brief cameo with Charlie Sheen in ‘Scary Movie 5’ (spoiler alert) , and so far, that’s going just like everything else Lindsay has ever been hired for.
“Lindsay missed every meeting she had for the film, including script reads and wardrobe meetings. Then she missed her flight to Atlanta on Sunday to shoot the movie. The producers had been getting signs Friday that she was a mess, and would not be fit to work.”
…a call was scheduled to discuss (issues she had with) the script, and Lohan missed that too.
Oh, but not because she’s a cunt who changed her mind about the movie, but because the poor little lamb has one foot in the grave.
(Lindsay) began saying she couldn’t do the film because she had “walking pneumonia,” and went to a hospital Sunday to get her lungs checked.
“She is under contract — so to get out of it, she had to prove that she was sick,” said a source. “She tried to prove she has walking pneumonia.”
First of all, according to WebMD, “you could have walking pneumonia and not even know it … People who have walking pneumonia are seldom confined to bed or need to be hospitalized. Some may even feel well enough go to work and carry on with other regular routines, just as they might with a cold.”
But there’s no way Lindsay would know that because she’s an idiot. She just knows pneumonia is bad and with “walking” in front of it, she’s picturing ‘the Walking Dead’. At the very least she’ll take the x-rays of her lungs and draw “germs” on them (little squiggly circles with X’s for eyes and their tongues sticking out), at most she’ll smear her eyeliner and lipstick, walk slowly up to the producers while moaning like a zombie and bite one of their arms. Either way… awesome.