Lindsay Lohan was speaking for all of us last night when she stood up to those fat cats in DC and let them know that tax cuts for the middle class are not enough, we also needs tax cuts for people who are mistakingly listed as a millionaire in magazines. If we're ever gonna get America working again, we need to lift the tax burden on those one or two people who might exist!
And that was the second tweet in three days prompted by the voices in Lindsays head, because she also wants Tom Cruise to know she was not involved in the Vanity Fair story about Scientology trying to find a wife for him.
"I just want everyone & @TomCruise to know, that I have/had NO part in the VF story.. Nor has anyone in my life, personal and work related."
So that clears that up. You might have thought it was already clear because Lindsay was never mentioned in that story, in any way, and there have been no rumors or reports that she had anything to do with it, but now it's double clear.
No word yet on if she'll be on the mound for the Orioles tonight or if she's a copy of the iPhone, but those are also popular stories I've heard about, and she hasn't denied it so naturally I assume she's involved.