Lindsays frantic phone call is sad, kinda funny

Was the phone call that Lindsay Lohan made to her father, Michael, while she fought back tears and fought with her mom, Dina, this morning, recorded and turned over to TMZ? Of course it was. Why wouldn’t it be.

And it tells you everything you need to know about the most white trash family on earth. Lindsay says Dina is on coke, Dina tells Lindsay she’s dead to her, Michael tells Lindsay that Dina is evil but then get’s sidetracked any time money comes up, and at one point Lindsay asks her mom, “If you had a daughter, would you want someone to talk to you like that?”

Lindsay, who is DInas daughter, says that to Dina. And then there’s this:

“You already told me I was a piece of shit.”
“You were just on the phone, you were just saying you were calling the cops right … delusioanal … you just said that.
You just tricked me!”

Oohh, Dina you sly boots, you!! Lindsay thought you were on the phone with the cops but you fooled her, you crafty fiend. What cunning it must have taken to win that battle of wits.