Lindsays frantic phone call is sad, kinda funny

By brendon October 10, 2012 @ 5:29 PM

Was the phone call that Lindsay Lohan made to her father, Michael, while she fought back tears and fought with her mom, Dina, this morning, recorded and turned over to TMZ? Of course it was. Why wouldn’t it be.

And it tells you everything you need to know about the most white trash family on earth. Lindsay says Dina is on coke, Dina tells Lindsay she’s dead to her, Michael tells Lindsay that Dina is evil but then get’s sidetracked any time money comes up, and at one point Lindsay asks her mom, “If you had a daughter, would you want someone to talk to you like that?”

Lindsay, who is DInas daughter, says that to Dina. And then there’s this:

“You already told me I was a piece of shit.”
“You were just on the phone, you were just saying you were calling the cops right … delusioanal … you just said that.
You just tricked me!”

Oohh, Dina you sly boots, you!! Lindsay thought you were on the phone with the cops but you fooled her, you crafty fiend. What cunning it must have taken to win that battle of wits.

(5) Comments

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    dubbya 10/10/2012 18:37

    There is nothing sad about this.

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    Conal 10/10/2012 19:11

    Holy crap! I had the exact same thing happen to me, I got in a car and the driver, who I paid, kidnapped me and took me to the airport. Granted, that was where I was headed anyway, but (inaudible).

    I’ll defer the ‘gash on your leg’ jokes to another poster.

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    Mike Hunt 10/10/2012 22:59

    what an amazing trio of cunts

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    handler 10/11/2012 12:24

    The sooner this bitch dies the better!

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    Tipped 10/11/2012 12:30

    I’m not even going to click play, i’m sure it’ll give me a migraine. These bitches are fucking crazy!

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