It was depressing when Marisa Miller got pregnant, and the only things that would have made it better is if I were the one that did it or if she had a girl for me to leer at in 15 I mean 18 years. Neither one of those things happened.
Marisa Miller and her husband, music producer Griffin Guess are parents after welcoming their first child (yesterday).
Son Gavin Lee Guess was born in Santa Cruz, Calif. at 7:58pm.
“I’m completely overjoyed by the birth of our son. I feel so blessed to be a mom and am so excited to experience this next part of life,” the model, 34, tells People
Yeah this sucks, and I haven’t checked the national news or twitter in the past few hours, but I’m very confident in saying that this will the be the saddest child related story all day.
That last little paragraph, hopefully, sends you straight to Hell you absolute horror of a human being
I lol’d.
I would just like to say on behalf of the sarcasm foundation, I endorse the last paragraph.
you’re a dick for that last comment. but i know your humor and i’ll still read your blog…asshole
ya that last paragraph was pretty perfect.
“Yeah this sucks, and I haven’t checked the national news or twitter in the past few hours, but I’m very confident in saying that this will the be the saddest child related story all day.”
And he’s back!
Holy shit…only you can take the horrific murder of 18 kindergärtners and twist it in a manner that makes me laugh. Bravo you insensitive cocksucker.
Bravo, you glorious son of a bitch. Awesome.
That was excellent
Oooh, I get it. Well done.
I would like to breast feed off of Marisa Miller.