Marissa Miller had a baby

By brendon December 14, 2012 @ 7:19 PM

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It was depressing when Marisa Miller got pregnant, and the only things that would have made it better is if I were the one that did it or if she had a girl for me to leer at in 15 I mean 18 years. Neither one of those things happened.

Marisa Miller and her husband, music producer Griffin Guess are parents after welcoming their first child (yesterday).
Son Gavin Lee Guess was born in Santa Cruz, Calif. at 7:58pm.
“I’m completely overjoyed by the birth of our son. I feel so blessed to be a mom and am so excited to experience this next part of life,” the model, 34, tells People

Yeah this sucks, and I haven’t checked the national news or twitter in the past few hours, but I’m very confident in saying that this will the be the saddest child related story all day.

wwtdd

(11) Comments

  1. avatar
    chief206 12/14/2012 19:49

    That last little paragraph, hopefully, sends you straight to Hell you absolute horror of a human being

  2. avatar
    Conal 12/14/2012 20:04

    I lol’d.

  3. avatar
    j4ck4l 12/14/2012 20:21

    I would just like to say on behalf of the sarcasm foundation, I endorse the last paragraph.

  4. avatar
    r3load3d 12/14/2012 21:03

    you’re a dick for that last comment. but i know your humor and i’ll still read your blog…asshole

  5. avatar
    fratster 12/14/2012 22:03

    ya that last paragraph was pretty perfect.

  6. avatar
    vandelay 12/14/2012 22:31

    “Yeah this sucks, and I haven’t checked the national news or twitter in the past few hours, but I’m very confident in saying that this will the be the saddest child related story all day.”

    And he’s back!

  7. avatar
    Squabbler 12/15/2012 00:13

    Holy shit…only you can take the horrific murder of 18 kindergärtners and twist it in a manner that makes me laugh. Bravo you insensitive cocksucker.

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    Geebo 12/15/2012 01:02

    Bravo, you glorious son of a bitch. Awesome.

  9. avatar
    felch 12/15/2012 13:09

    That was excellent

  10. avatar
    Admiral 12/15/2012 17:26

    Oooh, I get it. Well done.

  11. avatar
    Thissiteiswack 12/17/2012 17:07

    I would like to breast feed off of Marisa Miller.

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