Thursday Afternoon Headlines

By brendon January 17, 2013 @ 7:27 PM

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NICKI MINAJ – called Mariah Carey a “bitch” during last nights premiere of ‘American Idol’. And also before the premiere, after the premiere, and every other time Mariah Careys name has ever come up. (radar)

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT – will film some nude scenes for her show ‘The Client List’ on Lifetime, but it’s pointless because they will then blur everything before the broadcast so you wont actually see her naked. I bet her boyfriend wishes he could do that. (enquirer)

SHARON OSBORNE – started a small fire in her Beverly Hills home last night after falling asleep with some candles burning. Someone should really invent a candle that has a layer of smelling salts like half way down. (tmz)

AL PACINO – will play Joe Paterno in a movie called ‘Happy Valley’ for director Brian DePalma. No word yet on who might be interested in the Jerry Sandusky role, but they should probably be arrested immediately. (huff post)

KATE UPTON – is in a white bikini in the new GQ, but there’s just the one picture, because why would anyone be interested in something like that.

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(5) Comments

  1. Admiral 01/17/2013 23:52

    I wonder how droopy Kate Upton’s boobs will be when she’s 30.

  2. Pugiron 01/18/2013 02:00

    Kate is not aging well, like Vanessa Hudgens. She was never as hot as this site pretended but she will be Kardashian in 5 more years.

  3. MacDaddy 01/18/2013 10:44

    Go Back to fucking your dog Pugiron. How dare you speak about My fair Kate that way!

    Plus, those photos are not from GQ You fucktard. They have been out for over a year!

  4. RangerLG 01/18/2013 11:48

    I don’t care how droopy they get. She can dangle those heavy hangers over me any time.

  5. LoK 01/18/2013 12:15

    Yummy yummy

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