Award shows are all dumb because taste is subjective but the Grammy Awards are extra dumb because they've given Taylor Swift 7 of the fucking things. So all we can really hope for is that Katy Perry wears something that shows off her tits (she did!) and that Lindsay Lohan does something embarrassing (she did not).
But that's only because she wasn't there. At this point there could be a Lindsay Lohan Awards with a Best Lindsay Lohan category and she wouldn't even be invited to that.
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