Ashley Greene’s Condo Just Burned Down

By Lex March 22, 2013 @ 3:12 PM

Residents in the building who live near Ashley tell TMZ … Ashley’s brother and assistant had been going in and out of the condo all morning. One resident says she heard glass exploding in Ashley’s condo.

I guess I have a suspicious mind, but this sounds pretty suspicious to me, right before a fire takes out the whole place, including one of Ashley’s dogs. Which pisses me off, because I love dogs. Even the bitchy little yappers Ashley had. Dogs don’t deserve to die because of stupid people doing stupid things.

I don’t exactly know how I can help Ashley out. So here’s some hot photos of her to remind you that it’s easier to feel sorry when bad things happen to good looking people.

(8) Comments

  1. Maybe_Observer 03/22/2013 15:26

    The most pertinent question regarding this story is…..:

    Where the hell did she get those luscious tits..??!!

  2. countpoopoo 03/22/2013 15:36

    I heard Ashley Greene’s condo burnt down earlier.

  3. God Hath Spoken 03/22/2013 17:42

    Maybe she can use the insurance money to buy some f’ing hips.

  4. zionium 03/22/2013 23:48

    It seems only short comments are processed by your system these days. So, instead of writing one cohesive comment, let’s see if posting 5 sequential comments works.

    Here we go…

  5. zionium 03/22/2013 23:49

    The quote you lead with is a throwaway. Her going in and out of her apartment means nothing. Neighbors hearing glass breaking means nothing. If you’re going to headline with “there’s a fire,” then follow with something meaningful about the fire.

  6. zionium 03/22/2013 23:56

    That’s it. I quit. I tried posting the next part of my comment 10 different ways with no luck. It was actually a direct quote from your blog entry. Literally, your own damn site refuses to repost the shit you write.

  7. Maybe_Observer 03/23/2013 11:51

    Zionium……… @ 23:56

    …..there are many “banned” words in the comment section…..

    for instance “sus*p*i*cious has the word “s*p*i*c” in it….so you would bounce

  8. Shibby9386 03/23/2013 12:09

    Burn this site down

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