Christie Brinkley still looks hot. I think she’s 100 or something, but some combination of genetics and surgeries and dumping her last husband who was addicted to Internet porn has kept her looking like she’s the mom every boy on the block wants to bang.
Probably none of her good looks has anything to do with her Total Gym equipment she hawks on late night television with Chuck Norris. But who cares. If the people paying for it want to buy into the fantasy, and we get to see Christie doing leg spreaders on the beach, win-win.
“she hawks on late night television…”
You want this site to get better? Hire literate writers. Brendan had the charisma to make his ineptitude forgivable. The rest of you are filling all the wrong aspects of his proverbial shoes. Motherfucker said “hawks”. Isn’t Google a click or two away on the very machine you’re using to type up your posts? Sweet fucking Christ, fellas…
“Motherfucker said “hawks”"
Those three words were funnier than anything I’ve seen here in weeks.
I’d spend my money to spread her legs……
…hawk or not….
Spread-Hawk
Agreed, writer is a twelve year old and an immature one! Christie simply looks great, is a sweetheart and is way too nice for those egomaniac guys she married.