Maria Menounos Has Tight Genes

By Lex March 28, 2013 @ 12:30 PM

I wonder what it must be like to be a chick like Maria Menounos. To come out of your mama with the destiny of looking incredibly hot your entire life. She was probably the cute girl who got all the compliments back in school. Then the teen beauty queen. The adult woman who every guy and some ardent ladies wants to nail. She’ll be the hot mom, and, at some point, the senior citizen that dudes with those fetish dreams all think about lifting up her housedress, lowering her support hose, and making some sweet granny squirts. I’m not saying it’s the be all end all of existence. I’m just saying it’s probably better than being not that girl.

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(8) Comments

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    movieking 03/28/2013 12:50

    She used to be a heffer. Can’t you new guys use Google?

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    Admiral 03/28/2013 13:04

    I’m not even sure what she’s famous for. Is she an actress?

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    Shortshanks 03/28/2013 14:51


    ….I’m not sure why she’s famous either…..but I wish it was for random nudity on dying Celebrity sites…..

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    LoK 03/28/2013 15:08

    Shes on that Entertainment ‘news’ show with AC Slater

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    RangerLG 03/28/2013 16:34

    She stood in a bikini in Time’s Square.

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    Ole Stinker 03/28/2013 16:46

    I know what she is famous for- beauty queen, Extra, and Dancing with the Stars.

    I just want to know what she has done in the past six weeks to justify four mentions on this site. She hasn’t had any new projects. She hasn’t been the subject of any gossip. She hasn’t been seen in a bikini. She hasn’t forgotten to put on underwear. Still, four mentions since the new writers took over.

    Only explanation is a check from her agent.

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    LoK 03/28/2013 16:57

    um, shes hot?

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    mmccollum81 03/30/2013 00:36

    “sweet granny squirts” that’s the same line my grandma uses to get me in bed with her, works every time

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