This Guy Was Arrested For Allegedly Stalking Ivanka Trump… Again

By Travis March 14, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Of all the things to make a comeback in 2013, who would have guessed stalking celebrities would be so popular right now? But between the How I Met Your Mother girl and now Ivanka Trump, being a crazy-eyed psychopath is all the rage right now.

That debonair gentleman above is John Eugene Enabnit, who was arrested and served with a restraining order in February after he kept showing up at Trump’s Manhattan penthouse to speak with her. He was arrested again this week for stalking her in Florida, and the fact that he followed her from NYC to Florida doesn’t scream crazy as much as it shows he’d devoted.

Law enforcement tells TMZ, 32-year-old John Eugene Enabnit was arrested Monday at his hotel room in Doral … near where 31-year-old Ivanka was attending a weekend golf tournament.

Enabnit is currently being held without bond on a charge of violating a restraining order, which Ivanka had previously obtained against him. (TMZ)

First of all, it’s clear as day why she was in Doral – to have a threeway with Paulina Gretzky and Dustin Johnson. That’s just obvious.

However, if you’re gearing up to become a stalker of a gorgeous, big time celebrity like Ivanka, you have to ask yourself if you’re ready to deal with an even crazier guy like her father. Because even if Ivanka digs you and lets you make dolls from her pubic hair, you’re going to have to get the Donald’s approval, and he’s probably going to steal your kidney.

(Photo credits: WENN)

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(3) Comments

  1. Maybe_Observer 03/14/2013 12:40

    Wow….nobody gives, or gave, a fuck…..

  2. Mando 03/14/2013 19:44

    Looks like a rice & bean eater to me.

  3. teutonic 03/15/2013 00:21

    If I stalk a fug like Ivanka may I at least cock punch Trump when I get arrested?
    If I’m going downtown I want it to be for assaulting the source… the source of mankind’s embarrassment.

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