Courtney Stodden Steps Out To Lunch

April 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Courtney Stodden looks like her white blood cells are barely being held together by duct tape and semen after a 30 year Hall of Fame career in porn. That’s obviously not the case, however, because she’s somehow only 18 and everyone from Playboy to Hustler to Penthouse has turned her down. But that doesn’t matter to me or the chubby reincarnated Corey Haim look alike she’s with because paid or not, we require all our 18 year old women to look like as big a whore as they can at all times.

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