Kim Kardashian Can Now Be Seen From Space, With the Naked Eye

By Lex April 18, 2013 @ 1:32 PM

Kim Kardashian Pregenant In Tight Green Dress In Los Angeles
I’m not sure Spanx are good for a gestating baby, but I’m guessing it’s slightly higher up the baby health chart than amphetamine laced diet powders. Still, if this bastard pops out with an awkward shaped head, I’d blame it on the industrial strength girdles Kim is wearing. Eventually that Rosemary’s Baby is going to be birthed, the world is going to end, and Kim will be nibbling on Satan’s pitchfork in exchange for a reality show deal in Hell. But not for three more months.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, INF, PCN

(7) Comments

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    Armin 04/18/2013 13:57


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    SomeoneluvsU 04/18/2013 14:12

    On the bright side…
    Tosh can tape a whole season in front of that green screen….

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    Ass Mint 04/18/2013 16:24

    what’s the par on that golf course?

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    RustyCuyler 04/18/2013 16:38

    Can now be seen from that’s funny, I don’t care who you are..

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    tkw1186 04/18/2013 17:14

    Now her Mom can rent out her ass as a billboard….

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    Stagger Lee 04/18/2013 17:27

    Ho ho ho, green giant.

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    PudKnocker 04/18/2013 21:21

    That ass can be seen from, you guessed it, Uranus.

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