Krysten Ritter Always Looks Semi-Retarded

By Lex April 02, 2013 @ 12:21 PM

Krysten Ritter Assitance Manhattan
Krysten Ritter seems like a hot chick who has a thing about looking like a trainable. I surmise with my little brain that some women get off knowing that they can go Daffy Duck and every dude still wants a piece. There’s no comparison in the male world because when dudes look retarded, it’s never intentional. They’re just retarded. Men don’t dress down or fuck with their hair or make goofy faces to keep women from mentally undressing them. There’s only two roles in the male world, alpha and bitch, and you don’t want to be a bitch. Women like Krysten Ritter can afford to fuck around in the gray areas because she could be bathing in a tub full of discharged enemas and with the snap of her fingers ten dudes would dive in head first to try and get some. That’s real power.

Photo Credit: PCN, INF, Wenn

(8) Comments

  1. avatar
    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 04/02/2013 12:52

    She’s not that hot. Another wannabe article. I don’t understand the enema comment.

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    Admiral 04/02/2013 13:26

    Haha, so true. Men make all kinds of exceptions because vagina.

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    SomeoneluvsU 04/02/2013 14:49

    You might want to do some photo shopping…
    I think i see a hint of a nipple poking through….
    and we, of course, can’t have that…

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    Daos 04/02/2013 18:00

    Soooo when are they rehiring Brendon?

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    LoK 04/02/2013 18:08

    I kinda like her

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    TheBlackReturns 04/02/2013 19:17

    Lex, go back to doing whatever it was you were doing before you started pretending you could write.

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    woody 04/02/2013 20:43

    Who decided she’s hot Lex? You? She’s not hot. I’ve never even heard of this chic? Who is she? What the hell is this post about? You suck.

  8. avatar
    datsunmech 04/02/2013 21:38

    Mongo Chow

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