Lindsay Lohan Boob Falls Out So She Hides Under a Table

By Lex April 02, 2013 @ 2:44 PM

Lindsay Lohan is on the 25th hour of freedom before they take away her booze for 90 days. So she did what any drug-addled girl would do. She flew down to Brazil, let her boob fall out of her dress getting off a helicopter, hit the clubs, then hid under a table when the demons of her soul came looking for her. A day in the life.

Photo credit: AKM/GSI

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(10) Comments

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    Doo Doo Fresh 04/02/2013 14:51

    She actually looks bang-able in these pics.

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    LoK 04/02/2013 14:52

    come on, this was on foxnews.com yesterday

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    SomeoneluvsU 04/02/2013 14:58

    What did Brazil ever do to us to?

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    SomeoneluvsU 04/02/2013 14:59

    And is the H on her purse for Herpes or Homeless?

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    LoK 04/02/2013 15:23

    neither, its for Hooker

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    fellsa 04/02/2013 15:49

    Is it just me or do her tts look like they’re dramatically different sizes in pic 3?

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 04/03/2013 01:11

    Apparently her tits are invulnerable against drug use. Tits of that size are gonna sag with all the bralessness she engages in. I think they have a few years left if she lives that long.

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    Exador 04/03/2013 09:13

    Let the betting begin! What will live longer? Lindsay or her tits?

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    Shortshanks 04/03/2013 10:14

    A she-beast…

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    Burbank 04/28/2013 03:50

    My money is on the tits. Specifically the left one.

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