Victoria Beckham Can’t Smile

Victoria Beckham hasn’t smiled in ten years. She hasn’t shown so much as a single tooth in her mouth since her Spice Girls days. Even at her birthday over the weekend, Vicky couldn’t force her lips asunder. She had to squelch her birthday candle by shaking her hair extensions vigorously in the direction of the flame. People mock Victoria’s apparent self-misery because she’s rich and successful and has a bunch of good looking kids and fine houses and a famous soccer playing model husband. What seems like the perfect life. But what you can’t see in photographs is that Victoria Beckham has vaginitis. So why don’t you take your judgements elsewhere.

Here’s Victoria over the weekend shopping in Paris. The finest clothes, the finest shops, V.I.P. treatment. You think that’d make a woman grin from ear to ear. But there’s no smiling when your sugar walls feel like 60 grit sandpaper.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin