Carmen Ortega Barely in a Bikini

By Lex May 10, 2013 @ 5:00 PM

Carmen Ortega In A Bikini In Santa Monica
I can’t think of any reason to share these brand new pictures of model Carmen Ortega with you. I can’t even think of a good reason to explain who she is. You don’t care. You’re looking at her zippers. Or her enormous jugs. Or both. Men’s two greatest attention draws are shiny object and tits. This could be a tough one. Pull through, son of Odin.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

(6) Comments

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    MacDaddy 05/10/2013 17:15

    Big Ole Fat Titties. But has the FAT ASS to match!

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    woody 05/10/2013 20:52

    She would be so hot if you were trapped in a mall in Long Island and you could never leave. There are so many pictures on the internet and you post this fatty ???

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    Admiral 05/10/2013 21:13

    Her bikini was inspired by a suspension bridge and a “SuperFly Limited Edition” 1999 Toyota Corolla.

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    TwinkieRapist 05/10/2013 23:33

    Kanye walked head on into a metal street sign today while wearing a leather on leather outfit. Far mor exciting than seeing this pork chop play in the ocean.

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    Stoned Raider 05/11/2013 18:55

    I have never heard of Carmen Ortega, but she is clearly very talented and also a good person.

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    RangerLG 05/13/2013 11:18

    I’m suddenly craving tacos.

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