Carmen Ortega Has a Backup Plan

March 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You may recall Carmen Ortega as the model who tried to get somebody famous in professional sports to knock her up before she gets old and unwanted. That narrows the list of part-time models in Miami down. She’s also... READ MORE

Carmen Ortega Inspires Justin Bieber to Live For the Now

January 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Carmen Ortega has slept with a good number of athletes, so she knows a thing or two about the human condition. You don’t get to ball Reggie Bush and LeBron James and not come away with some insight on... READ MORE

Carmen Ortega Models A Thong Bikini For A 138 Water

October 15, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At this point, the 138 Water people are just grabbing girls with large asses off the street to pose for fifty dollars. This easily could be a single camera guy who put fake label on his Dasani water bottle... READ MORE

Carmen Ortega In A Bikini

July 27, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Carmen Ortega was the model slash escort girl who started banging Reggie Bush when he was dating Kim Kardashian. She also maybe tried to sell a sex tape she made with Reggie, to no avail. Then Reggie dumped her... READ MORE

Carmen Ortega In A Bikini

May 17, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Only important people get phone calls at the beach. When I’m by the water, I’m usually there with the one or two people who might call me anyhow, so if the phone rings, it’s usually somebody with a harsh... READ MORE

Carmen Ortega Barely in a Bikini

May 11, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t think of any reason to share these brand new pictures of model Carmen Ortega with you. I can’t even think of a good reason to explain who she is. You don’t care. You’re looking at her zippers.... READ MORE