Catherine Zeta-Jones’ Temporary New Home Has Lots of Windows

I love P.R. people. In so much as I love people who string together epic lies without a single note of remorse. Even the Devil has to lay it out straight when bartering you for your soul. Not P.R. people. When word leaked out that Catherine Zeta-Jones was being checked into a mental health facility for treatment for bipolar disorder, her reps were quick to point out that this was merely a ’30-day maintenance program’.

“Catherine has proactively checked into a health-care facility. Previously, she has said she is committed to periodic care in order to manage her health in an optimum manner.” According to her team, her 30-day ‘maintenance’ stay has been arranged so doctors can monitor her drugs and has ‘always been part of the plan’. — The DailyMail from Cece Yorke, Catherine’s P.R. agent

Yeah, Cece Yorke, scheduled hospital commitments are part of the ‘plan’. It’s like the 2-Day Park Hopper Plan at Disney. Something you do when you have a free weekend. Liar. Now start coming clean. What type of shit did Catherine smash, did anybody get hurt, and did she have sex with the gardener again?

Here’s Silver Hill hospital in Connecticut. It looks relaxing enough. Lots of windows to stare out forlornly and think about all the people conspiring against you.

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