Courtney Stodden Is In the Studio

By Lex May 10, 2013 @ 12:34 PM

There are a couple phrases to listen for when you want to be sure somebody in Hollywood has absolutely nothing going on. The first is, ‘I’m currently in the studio’. ‘Currently in the studio’ is akin to ‘I’m about to be hired’. It doesn’t really mean much. Might as well say ‘I’m running for President’. Oh, shit, Bobby’s running for President. He’s got shit going on. The second is, ‘I have a reality show I’m not allowed to talk about’. Why aren’t you allowed to talk about it? Because E! and Bravo! despise free publicity and promotion from the gorgons on their shows? A legal gag order lest you get people excited and build buzz, sort of a reverse P.T. Barnum? If you’re willing to watch Courtney Stodden being interviewed by somebody even more annoying than she is (above), you will hear both.

Here’s Courtney at the same fashion event practicing for her real future career — fag hag.

Photo Credit: PCN

(8) Comments

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    SilentMic 05/10/2013 12:41

    Oh my God, you keep whining about how terrible this girl and the backdoor mom are, but you just keep posting about them. If you’re going to blatantly whore out to all the pervs jacking it to this crap, how about you just go for it instead of all this defensive hypocrisy?

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    SilentMic 05/10/2013 12:41

    Re-reading that, the irony is, you’re exactly like they are. You have become them. Have fun with that!

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    miche the killer 05/10/2013 13:49

    god, i just want to stuff a dick in her mouth and I don’t even have a dick. then, i want to beat her with it until she finds Jesus or something, anything.

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    RangerLG 05/10/2013 14:14

    Sweet kid, just a little misunderstood.

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    zionium 05/10/2013 17:24

    You tell us we shouldn’t care about someone, then you write about them…repeatedly?

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    Beylerbey 05/10/2013 17:55

    When she finally leaves her creepy, bloated husband it will guarantee some sort of meltdown. I’m hoping for an OJ-type car chase.

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    iSlomoshun 05/10/2013 19:06

    LOL..look at the bra this chick wears. It’s like 5 sizes too big. Her tits are average and she acts like they’re DD’s

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    Lascivious Celebs 05/11/2013 15:17

    i love this little hooker. she’s a hot piece of ass, to be sure. yes, indeed she is annoying but she’s no dummy. at 16 she managed to snag her a rich man. something alot of women spend years trying to accomplish. not only that, shej is working her way around the music biz and Hollywood and making a name for herself.

    if Farrah Abraham Teen Mom is getting the attention she is from her sextape… just imagine a sextape from Courtney (minus Doug, of course). we do have a few nipple slips of young Courtney here on our website… (the Teen Mom sextape is also there)

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