Sometimes I wake up in night with this recurring fear that I'm the only person in the world who gives a shit that Heidi Klum started fucking her kids' bodyguard while she was married to Seal. Okay, maybe Seal is the other guy who gives a shit. But even he's probably ten models past giving a shit about anything Heidi did. Heidi's P.R. team put a full-court press on the celebrity kiss ass magazines which barely covered the story, if at all. Yeah, you're aloud to ditch your husband and take up with another dude. But when that other dude is one of your kids' caretakers, that's a fucking story. Jude Law took a reaming for banging the nanny. Because it's cheap and cheesy and the kind of shit I would do. Probably you too. But when Heidi Klum does it, it should've been noted.
Here's Heidi showing off her boobs on the red carpet. I can see why she'd cause a man violate his Super Sacred Celebrity Bodyguard Oath.
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