Helen Flanagan Uses Boobs To Save Animals

May 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

I fucking love meat. Nose to tail. When I’m sitting at IHOP eating my side of sausage, all I can think about his how fucking awesome pork tastes while wishing I could slaughter whole hogs with my bare hands. One over the snout, one wrenched around their thick neck, and roll hard to the right. I’m not your best candidate for PETA. But in the presence of any naked or nearly naked woman begging me to stop using animals for my only earthly needs, I’d buckle fast. This is why PETA is smart. Just not smart enough to defeat primal instinct. So now I get to look at this busty chick mostly naked while eating a side of sausage. The good guys win again.

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