British Soap Opera Chick Seems Hotter Than Ours And Shit Around The Web

February 9, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Helen Flanagan has big perfect yabbos for a British afternoon TV chick. Imagine shitty soap operas, now with English accents. It’s how I picture Hell. 

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Helen Flanagan In Bikinis for FHM

August 6, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m becoming more and more convinced that British girls have bigger yabbos than American girls. We couldn’t possibly pull any scientific staff away from blaming global warming on why okapis no longer like to fuck, but maybe we could get one guy at some university to undertake a study that has real meaning to people. […]

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Helen Flanagan Grabs Her Tits A Lot in 2014

October 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A lot of people refer to Helen Flanagan as the sexiest woman in Britain. It’s like calling somebody the best ice hockey player in Texas. There’s a few kids who can skate in the Lone Star State, but it’s not Minnesota, if you know what I’m saying. Still, this TV actress is good looking enough […]

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Helen Flanagan Wet in FHM Magazine

July 31, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Helen Flanagan is a British soap opera actress who loves to show off her boobs. If I had boobs like Helen Flanagan, well, I’d have been sexually assaulted by most of my high school football teammates in the showers. Big wonderful boobs are not always a blessing. Here’s Helen Flanagan in FHM magazine wearing not […]

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Helen Flanagan Uses Boobs To Save Animals

May 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I fucking love meat. Nose to tail. When I’m sitting at IHOP eating my side of sausage, all I can think about his how fucking awesome pork tastes while wishing I could slaughter whole hogs with my bare hands. One over the snout, one wrenched around their thick neck, and roll hard to the right. […]

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