Paris Hilton would make a great dictator's wife. It's not her built in sieg heil salute so much as her ability to stare blankly, smile, and wave to uninterested passersby in the street and pretend they are sdoring fans. She can speak for an hour on any topic and never leave an intelligible sound bite. And, if someday her husband's head got cut off in a coup d'etat, she'd have no trouble swearing allegiance and hopping on top of the guy who took over. Plus, she loves shoes.
Here's Paris outside the Wendy Williams show putting on her best Eva Peron.
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