Terry Richardson Gays His Way Into So Much Pussy

In my next life, I’m coming back as the guy everybody thinks is gay. It’s such a better play than this being gay on the down low business. All that gets you is anxiety and the AIDS. But the former, oh, man, the guy everybody assumes is gay gets so much access to women. Like photographer Terry Richardson.’ Oh, don’t worry about Terry’, all the hot models who enter his studio or his hotel room late night to shoot half naked photos say to each other. Harmless Terry, he’s just like one of the girls. Until you’ve had a couple cocktails and you find him balls deep in your sacred parts. Bravo, Terry. Well played.

Here’s Terry’s recent shoot of Victoria’s Secret model Barbara Palvin. He probably didn’t nail her, because she’s only like 20 and he’s so so gay.

Photo Credit: Terry Richardson