Wilmer Valderrama Big Boy Bodyguard Waterplay

May 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

If I was a super famous rich celebrity everybody wanted a piece of, I’d hang out with a bodyguard full time too. I’m not sure what that has to do with Wilmer Valderrama who was once on a TV show ten years ago. I think he just likes to swim with large Polynesian men. There’s no shame in that. I used floaties until I was nine. Unless the graphical tattoos on his chest translate into something close to ‘I fuck pretty Latino boys’. Then you might feel a little pinch.

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