I think the Chinese might have it right. Having daughters seems like an enormous pain in the ass. I suppose the tea parties are a blast, but when they grow up to be running around in bikinis in front of dudes then you have to go kill people you barely know for no good reason. That just sounds like work. Give me a son with a dull mind and strong shoulders to work the farm. Or fetch me beer since I don’t have a farm. Let your neighbor make the girls. See which one of you lives longer.
Here’s Eddie Murphy’s two girls Bria and Shayne on the beach in Hawaii. They’re both over 18 now so don’t worry about the NSA mind melding what you’re thinking.
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