I guess marriage is pretty much dead these days. Used to be when a girl got knocked up, somebody with a Sam Elliott voice spoke to the dude and said, buddy, time to step up and do the right thing. Now everybody has a ‘partner’. Which I thought was reserved for gay people because Jesus says they can’t get married. But apparently it also means somebody got pregnant and the guy didn’t want to get married and the girl doesn’t want to call somebody her baby daddy like Michael Jordan just pounded a baby into her during his Atlanta layover. So, partner it is.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is said to be thrilled that she and her partner are pregnant. I mostly just want to see how big her breasts can grow.