Katie Holmes On a Date

You can tell by looking at Katie Holmes on her lunch date that this dude is not getting any. It’s not just the Amish granny at the buggy market outfit Katie picked out for her big date. It’s not her rape-prevention stance. Or even the way she refuses to acknowledge that he’s standing right next to her trying to sound interesting. But whatever virtual neutering Tom Cruise does to his wives, it seems to take a couple or three years to shake. The good news is both Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman became pretty notorious sex fiends once they finally shook out the Xenu.. This dude needs to save his lunch money for a year or so and pick it up with Katie when he finds her in a high hem line in the produce section of the Whole Foods. That’s the unspoken celebrity signal that you’re ready for sex.

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