I think I need to go to better beaches. I went last weekend and saw a fat woman rub out a cigarette on one of the folds of her skin. I don't think she meant to. I think she mistook it for a piece of jetsam in the sand. I waited another two hours to see a really good looking Danish model flashing her tits in the surf but that never happened.
Here's Nina Agdal in a Antoine Verglas photo shoot. I think there's a Mermaid motif. I'm not sure. I mostly can't stop staring at her boobs.
Photo Credit: Antoine Verglas