Alexis Bellino In A Bikini

July 17, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

The more Bravo trots out middle-aged drunks with plastic surgery scars for their reality shows, the more I realize their survey data shows this is what appeals to gay men and their older female BFFs. These folks will occasionally try argue with straight men that they must love so-and-so on these shows because they have ‘big tits’, which makes you realize they have no concept of what appeals to straight men. Everything in context. Big tits in general — time for daddy to make it rain. Big tits on a cellulite laden boozy Franken-mommy with a strong hint of tranny. Meh, just a little less.

Here’s Alexis Bellino from The Real Housewives of Orange County. Maybe related.

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